How can I become wealthy, or at least make a good amount of money on the side? Stocks?
Make a sacrifice
Meanwhile, how many of these people are talking about the 12yr black kid that stabbed and killed a 9yr old white kid? Or the thousands of other blacks killing blacks.
>everyone on news and twitter and facebook etc talk non stop about racist evil cops “executed” unarmed “young” boy
>people riot and loot
>constant talks and coverage
>bitch about how no one talks about it when there is other news to be reported
>upset world wide known and loved actor dies and people want to talk about it instead of some black guy no one knew who died in an uncertain way because investigation still ongoing
waa why are there so many negative stereotypes about blacks waa
Reminder that women are “oppressed” and are looked at as “2nd class citizens” and that we live in a “patriarchy” that aims to benefit men but not women.
"My sister said women are not oppressed! I’m literally shaking about to puke, crying my eyes out while typing this on my iPad..fucking patriarchy! Ugh blurred lines is on! Rape culture! I can’t wait until my gender studies class tomorrow at university thanks to my women’s only scholarship!"
"I NEED FEMINISM because… I’m tired of wearing sunglasses (even at night) to avoid making eye contact w/ creepers leering at me on public transit"
Maybe they are looking at you because you wear those fucking ridiculous things on your 5/10 face, even at night.
"AHEM! My eyes are up here creep!"
*looks at eyes*
"OMG HOW DARE YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME CREEP"
Sure this has made its rounds, but I havent seen it so here you guys go.
Jumping on the Google search wagon.
(except I know how and why Google results work the way they do, and that its different for people for many reasons)
I jacked off this morning because I had a raging boner and my girlfriend was was still asleep and I didnt want to wake her up.
I went to my favorite porn site and just quickly picked a vid off the homepage and just jerked it dry. Took a while because I was still a little tired and hard to focus but I had to do errands so I pushed though. Eventually though as the video progressed I could feel the urge to finish come to me. As the woman in the video took a massive load I let out my own massive load. 5 powerful streams. My first stream rocketed across the room about 10 feet almost hitting the wall. I wasnt prepared. Guess I was backed up or something. Anyway 10 foot streams (even if it was just the first one) is pretty fucking amazing.
I cant wait to meet my friends later to brag to them. I know that every so often when we eat we all try to brag about how we jack off and how big our loads were. This time I will be in the middle of all the talk when the fella’s hear about my 10 footer. Brad is gonna be so upset that his 8 footer has just been beat by me. Sucker.
I am so amazing.
So weird though. When I do it, I get to thinking about how women also masturbate, including my gf. What a fucking FREAK -OF - NATURE. Disgusting.
Anyway, to all my beloved followers, all 1600 of you, keep jacking off (the men) and if you are a woman, ew freak what the fuck.
Ill post more about my friends jack off stories later when I get home. Logicd signing off.
This is literally what feminists think.